by fatherdickmas December 30, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. Dear Minecraft,
Thank you for making us very excited -
*when we building a dirt house
*when we killed a mob
*when we got excited over finding a diamond ore
Thank you for making our childhoods the best ones we could ever had.
-A former Minecraft fan
Thank you for making us very excited -
*when we building a dirt house
*when we killed a mob
*when we got excited over finding a diamond ore
Thank you for making our childhoods the best ones we could ever had.
-A former Minecraft fan
by A Minecraft fan April 1, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. The best game for every age. A block game that lets you place blocks and kill a dragon for your eternal pleasure. You can also watch dream for his dream videos about viciously killing the dragon that was to remain at peace.
by ilovekillingdragons2 November 17, 2021
Get the Minecraftmug. by Ill vento d’oro July 25, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.
My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
by WordWizzard69 October 9, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. A game where you can build what ever you want. Until you friend destroys your building and you murder him, you are sent to jail and killed with lethal injection.
by lil kettle March 10, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. 