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Road Milking

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.
My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.
by Stingyjack December 17, 2009
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Money Milking

The act of attempting to squeeze as much money as possible out of a franchise without consideration for the resulting descent in its integrity and reputation.
"Continuing The Office after Michael Scott left? Ugh, total money milking" - The internet
Star Trek animated series, Rocky 4...
by wowcanyounot June 22, 2013
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Prostate Milking

Is the process of expelling stagnant, stale or toxic seminal fluids (whether medical, or for sensual fulfillment) from the prostate gland. Prostate Milking is a live lengthening, loving effort to lessen the chance of prostate cancer, and as a loving means of extreme sensual pleasure.
Prostate Milking...
“She was tasting his pride, that tasteful little blow, and a tickle inside, to benefit blood flow.” AlyasSmyth
by AlyasSmyth March 9, 2010
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Femboy Milking Month

Every January is Femboy Milking Month!
When the year starts, all Femboys need to be milked in order to maintain their production, therefore the whole month of January they're trained to produce milk daily, in order to make milk a few times a week for the rest of the year.
Person 1: "Hey bro, are you gonna participate in FMM?"
Person 2: "What's FMM?"
Person 1: "It's Femboy Milking Month, of course! You have to get milked every day in order to maintain good production levels!"
Person 2 "Ok, sign me up"
by cutefemboy December 9, 2022
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Mouse milking

A task requiring a great deal of effort resulting in very little return.
The new project my manager gave me is just mouse milking.
by mikit April 30, 2008
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do the milking

male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !
we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !

being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !

he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
by michael foolsley December 4, 2020
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woman milking

The act of milking a lactating woman similar to milking a cow.
Gregory the 30 year old man was woman milking his mother when she was pregnant with his little brother by sucking on her tits. He was 29 at the time.
by 0 tolerance 4 lactose April 14, 2010
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