Maria 

A name.

“Maria did you clean your room?”

Maria by HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH October 16, 2020

Maria 

gives people bonerjams

that maria gave me a bonerjam

Maria by vitamin lil-d April 10, 2021

Maria 

Lovely long-haired blonde girl, known to be extremely innocent, she reveals herself when she is comfortable enough with said person, she shows herself to be kind and she stores many emotions to herself, SHES SO CUTE, DON'T MAKE HER SUFFER.

Maria: Enfim
Maria: uhum
Maria: Ruiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Maria by Dyss. April 29, 2011

Maria 

a foul she-wog chick. easily told apart from the rest of society by their twitchy stuck up demeanor, a face caked full of makeup especially dark eye makeup, skanky straightened hair, huge proboscis. generally pug-fugly, but their male counterparts, aka MARIO's or GINO's tend to froth on them.

Mario: Ooh ma fuckin god 'bro! Check out 'dose two Marias over dere.

Gino: Shut the gates, Uleh!

Maria by thedesecrator July 6, 2009

Maria 

A hoe who dates multiple guys at once

See that girl with the 2 guys thats a maria

Maria by Bestboy223 April 18, 2020

Maria 

The girl that probably will die because of laughter. And also the girl that will stay calm until her craziness will show up.

No one:
Not even the bug:
Maria: 28 stAb WOuNdS

Maria by PeaceWasNeverAnOption November 22, 2019

maria 

on her most drunken hour she says she loves me the mostest
her honesty and awesome aura is what i always notice.

since its her birthday, you'll hear em say

"maria maria you gotta see her" :D

everywhere she goes, she is serenaded - even by the hoes!

Ode to you my friend,
let your party have no end!

the best example would be a very very drunk maria on her birthday and might i add a fine drunk she is!

maria by special_K20111 April 17, 2011