Matchmaking Roulette

In an Xboxlive game with a Matchmaking system, and you enter with one more person that a team can hold, Its a game of roulette on who is on the other team.

GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."

Later-

Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."

by ImperialCody May 21, 2010

match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross

1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties

by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010

matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015

match collector

Noun: Someone who collects online dating matches in order to boost their own ego.

I'd rather meet talk and meet in real life than be a match collector.

by bladewarrior69 April 3, 2016

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

Match the puzzle

Have Sex.

To put your penis in her vagina since they match like two puzzle pieces.

Chad: Hey emma do you wanna match the puzzle?

Emma: Yeah sure.

*And then they have sex*

by zaiahy June 20, 2020

Matching Random Words With Random Definitions

Some one who make up stupid ass words or statements and match them with stupid ass definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: "What have had you busy for the last few days?"

Person 2: "Ohh that, it's nothin I'm just Matching Random Words With Random Definitions."

Person 3: "Who the fuck does that, it's retarded!"

Person 1: "I know right."

Person 2:"Fuck you guys!"

by Illiterate_Fuck December 11, 2020