Lolism

Lolism is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriarchal all-powerful Glold. The Holy Book of Lolism is the Biblole, from the Greek word Biblolios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Biblole is not one book but indeed 69 books. Unlike Christianity, there are no different denominations of Lolism because the Glold was smart enough to avoid writing contradictions in the Biblole.
One basic tenet of Lolism is that Alvin Lolee was the messiah and died for our sins. Those who do not have faith in him will be totally lolwned in His second coming.

- The first prophets of Lolism came from the ancient lands of www.worthlessforums.com
- The first church of Lolism is at www.stopdropandlol.com

Lolism is a much better religion than Christianity.

by Oliver Zhang August 28, 2008

lolisexual

Someone who identifies as a loli and has a sexual preference for lolis. There is still debate whether this is an actually mental condition and/or is pedophilia.

As a lolisexual I find it offensive to have lolis drawn in such an inappropriate manner.

by Tanthus April 26, 2017

Lois

A Hilariously funny Girl, with a great sense of Humor, Beautiful, Amazing eyes, and an Irresistable power No boycan refuse. Will make a great Comedian in Life.

Wow Lois, You are so funny.... marry me? loool :)

by Mr.Redunkulus December 8, 2010

Loisel

Comes from the line of the biggest pimp daddys around in all of the U.S.
Said to be able to bend a girl over in less than 8 seconds flat.

I'm gonna pull a Loisel on your ass, now get bending bitch.

by Eddie April 8, 2005

Lerish

Goerdie version of Lush...

The film was geet lerish man!
(The film was very good!

by Magp1e October 17, 2009

Logistical Regression

/ləˈjistikəl/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "logistic regression"(logit regression, or logit model)
"Logistical regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.

Carter's boss, Chris, told him in Error to make a report using "logistical regression" modeling.

by Bobby Peach February 9, 2018

Lerishia

Lerishia is a name of a very strong and powerful human being. It is pronounced as 'lerry-shaa' or 'lerry-she-aa' . Lerishia is a beautiful, young and creative. This name is one in a million and very few people have this name. Many people envy the person who has this name.

Lerishia is a smart and beautiful girl.

by Pooppooppeeppeep October 5, 2018