The Lonely Blumpkin

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting

I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.

by metalmetalrob February 26, 2010

The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012

Semi-automatic lonely boy

A boy who is very intimidating looking or looks like he could hurt someone, but is really lonely and sad

Guy 1: I don't trust Max he seems like a school shooter
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy

by Haji Stardust August 1, 2019

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009

Lonelyben

This is a non-dater, or person who has dated before and been let down and decided to leave the game

person 1: "How did your date go?"
person 2: "Not well, i'm gonna stop dating"
person 1: "Ah. You've become a lonelyben"

person 1: "dating doesn't appeal to me. I'll just stay a lonelyben"
person 2: "you do that"

by Thatchler July 24, 2009

Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner

A person who's relationship status is single, and has no other friends that are single.

Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner Guy: I'm such a lonely toilet bowl cleaner.... Every time I hang out with my friends I feel like the 3rd wheel.... I need a girlfriend.

by aaaauntiea December 21, 2010

Lonely Flower

The act of explaining to everyone how lonely you are even though you are surrounded by friends.

Guy1: Dude I am having a terrible week no one wants to chill with me.

Guy2: Dude I am right here stop being such a lonely flower.

by edgedsniper October 1, 2012