One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.
Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.
by Illegal Username December 15, 2016
Get the Lollipop Murderermug. One having skinny legs, accentuated by wearing "skinny jeans or jeagings" with a large round booty on top resembling that of a Lollypop.
by Grafix Guy September 21, 2014
Get the Lollipop Topmug. An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022
Get the Midwest Lollipopmug. by Gocian March 8, 2021
Get the Covid lollipopmug. A shotgun
Jackweed 1: bruv did you hear what happened to austin
Jackass 1: nah bruv
Jackweed 1: he got a cobain lollipop from me
Jackass 1: nah bruv
Jackweed 1: he got a cobain lollipop from me
by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 7, 2019
Get the Cobain lollipopmug. The act of triggering the prolapse of one's partner's anus, either through applying enough pressure on his/her buttcheeks or by simply reaching out to the depths of his/her anus with one's hand and pulling the rectum out while twisting it, in order to lick it and suck it with progressively intense tongue and lip motions, as when performing oral sex. It is important to bear in mind that, after the act is performed, it is conventionally considered a lack of courtesy for the active partner not to return the receiving partner's anus to its original state, usually done by administering an Alabama Whack-a-Mole.
by The Molester 69 March 17, 2018
Get the Ohio Lollipopmug. After completing no shave and no nut November, when the penis is super hairy and the balls are full of cum, and a blow job is given.
Tim: It’s finally destroy your dick December.
Hailey: Ugh FINALLY. I’m so horny I’d even suck your furry lollipop.
Hailey: Ugh FINALLY. I’m so horny I’d even suck your furry lollipop.
by Lordticklemaster November 4, 2021
Get the furry lollipopmug.