Lipstick Kremlin

A really hot chick passing out flyers about socialism

I got stopped on the street by a lipstick kremlin dude! I asked her on a date, but she said she was married to Stalin.

by TheGreatestBigMackEver August 18, 2009

Lipstick Warfare

A womans subtle way of cutting down people. Using passive aggression and snide remarks hidden by a friendly smile in front of others.

Don't mess with her, she's a master at lipstick warfare, she will make your own mama hate you.

by WillzyB January 4, 2011

Lipstick Subway

n: The act of being double teamed by a man and a dog.
Sandwiched (SUBWAY) between a man and a dog's red rocket (LIPSTICK), the woman is receiving a Lipstick Subway.

Harrison: My girlfriend really loves her dog.

John: That's normal, her dog is cool.

Harrison: She asked me for a Lipstick Subway.

John: Oh.

Harrison: I obliged.

John: OH. You know it's getting late, we should probably never talk again.

by hangoverpoop August 6, 2011

Lipstick

Pressing the labia against another person's face, similar to "tea bagging" (by a man).

Oh my God, he's passed out... let's lipstick his forehead!

by Bamelamelam October 12, 2017

Lipstick Lesbian

A feminine lesbian who tends to dress in very feminine clothing and enjoys cute stuff. Likes flowers and cuties stuff. Often looks like a straight girl, but is actually gay.

Wow I didn’t know she was a lipstick lesbian, I thought she was straight.

by Myeeeeest January 28, 2020

Turd lipstick

The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.

Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.

by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009

applying lipstick

when someone prostitutes themselves in a school bathroom during their lunch period.

so how was applying lipstick?

by muffinjoeylexington May 6, 2011