bribery lawyer

A lawyer who takes bribes on serious cases and asks for the judge to drop the charges.

This bribery lawyer has been known for working with politicians and other corrupted officials.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

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Lawyer Hands

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.

Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!

Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!

by fernvndooo August 14, 2022

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lawyers library

The toilet, but only when your pooping.

Mr. V, I’m stepping away from my desk, I have to go to the lawyers library. I’ll be back in 10.

by Bobs Murders October 2, 2023

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lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023

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