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Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks
Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck
by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 23, 2024
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emily lawyer

Emily Lawyer is a girl who feels very deeply, but never lets that show. She's and introvert who gets insanely drained from being around people who she believes don't care about her. If she lets you in and tells you something personal, know that you mean a lot to her. She trusts and loves way too easily, and always tries to seem happy around everyone outside her family in hopes that they will feel loved and wanted. Even when she's dying inside, she smiles. If she lets you know that she's upset with you, you've really hurt her, or she loves you too much to hide her feelings toward you.

Emily gets played and used quite often because of how trusting she is, and is quick to end things when she realizes something is toxic.

She feels like nobody cares about her nearly as much as she cares about them, so if you care for an Emily Lawyer, let her know how important she is to you.
"She's always smiling. She must be Emily Lawyer."
"Emily Lawyer is overly kind."
by LouisKablois December 30, 2021
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lawyer school

no more law school, lawyer school is the next best thing. Just for lawyers nothing else.
mother: have a nice day at law school! child: no mother, it's better that law school. it's lawyer school!!
by iizzziiee April 22, 2022
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Lawyer

A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.
Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”

*bills client $23k per hour*
by Cyptor January 31, 2022
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trump lawyer

A term used to describe low quality legal representation.
"I could have colluded with Russia and cheated on my wife, but all I could find were Trump Lawyers"
by Alpha_Jacks May 16, 2018
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lawyers library

The toilet, but only when your pooping.
Mr. V, I’m stepping away from my desk, I have to go to the lawyers library. I’ll be back in 10.
by Bobs Murders October 2, 2023
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