Fair Lawn

1) An extremely boring, crap town in Bergen County in northern New Jersey where the coolest place to hang out is a Dunkin Donuts.

2) A town where less than fifteen people know how to have a decent, mind-stimulating conversation.

3) What you can use to call any place of complete misery.

"So what should we do in Fair Lawn today guys? I say we pick one of the seven Dunkin Donutses to go to and smoke a cigarette!"

"Dude, I was at Mike's party yesterday, and it was fucking Fair Lawn."

by KtKrimz July 1, 2008

Lawn Mower

It’s ya girl lawn mower. Back at it again with the grass.it is a good vibe everyone loves.

Lawn mower is the best vine.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

Mow the lawn

When you or another person involved smokes all of the pot on your persons, or in your possessions.

"Yo nigga! Let's blaze us a fatty on lunch break!"
"I can't, J-Rod decided to mow the lawn last night!"

by DirtyXVegas December 18, 2008

Forest Lawn

The mini-Detroit of Calgary in the Northwest. AKA - the ghetto.

Person 1 - "Dude last night I went to this party in Forest Lawn"

Person 2 - "How many?"

Person 1 - "How many what?"

Person 2 - "How many casualties?"

Person 1 - "Oh.. 3, no biggie."

by Wakka July 29, 2006

Lawn Chair

to fold up like a chair after being hit

Damn did you see that tackle, he folded like a "Lawn Chair".

by SkinnyJoe666 February 9, 2010

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

Lawn dart

When a woman lays on the edge of the bed and a man starts at the end of the hall, and gets a running head start, and as soon as he hits the bedroom doorway he jumps and arches his back while grabbing his ankles and sticks it in and finishes in one foul swoop. It is required to promptly roll over and smoke a cigarette.

The wife let me lawn dart her last night, I think I dislocated my hip.

by The lawn dart man February 22, 2019