money laundering

When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.

Don't forget to empty your pockets—you don't want to get arrested for money laundering.

by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010

Life Laundry

Almost like spring cleaning but you go around your house or place of rest and throw away useless crap which has acquired around the house which you do not need

examples of life laundry items might include:
- old books
- t-shirts which dont fit anymore
- broken pans

Ted - 'wanna come to a house party this wednesday night?

Peter - 'cant mate, i've arranged to do some life laundry with my girlfriend... the amount of shit i have floating around my flat you wouldnt believe!'

by Dont Fear Mikey's Here May 10, 2011

guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket

The ultimate word to explain something amazing, awesome, fucked up, crazy and weird

my mom: COME DOWN DINNERS READY!
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?

by Godly superior epic gaymer May 2, 2019

landers

A hurtful nickname given to someone with an extreme lack of swimming ability, often unable to even set foot in water, especially without inflatable aids. Named landers because land is the only place they are safe. Often phobic of water.

Haha, everyone, look at that landers, he's such a loser, scared of water! Phahahaaaaaa
That guy can't swim you know, what a landers!

by landboy August 22, 2011

Lunder

The snack time between Dinner and lunch that makes everybodies life complete

Let's go grab some Lunder at 3:30

by Tobyrrr00 November 26, 2014

lunder

german root word "lund" meaning turd and "er" referring to the space between the scrotum and anus (also called the gooch)
Modern meaning combines the two to form a person who is ferociously dirty, obsessed with sports, and has abnormally small genitals.
Possible suffixes include -fanny -butt -gut -stench and most importantly -pit

"Yo cuz! Me and Andre was snackin on our fried chicken and grape soda this morning and we spotted this lunder comin out of the shower"

"Quit rubbing your duck butter on my towel you filthy lunder!"

by John Thompson June 21, 2004

doing the laundry

to do pervocatice and erotic things with ones partner/ spouse/ boyfriend or girlfriend.

Mom, dad, im going to go do the laundry. (as they think your going to do the laundry)

did you hear that she was doing the laundry with him all of saturday night

by [poopy seed] May 4, 2009