Speed runner: “Okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”
Boss kills them instantly
Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”
Boss kills them instantly
Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”
by ajcrites July 17, 2018
No matter what it is that you are doing. Something unlucky will happen that can only happen to you and you know it.
(Your birthday) *inside looking out the window* Sunny day. *You walk outside* It begins to rain. PIERRE LUCK
Front row seats at your favorite concert. You have to give up your seat for your girlfriend's sister. PIERRE LUCK
Front row seats at your favorite concert. You have to give up your seat for your girlfriend's sister. PIERRE LUCK
by mollwopped May 23, 2011
When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.
A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.
Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
by mills messsss November 06, 2010
When your luck is normally shit but like some messed up version of Freaky Friday, you hit pay dirt when everyone else’s world goes to hell in a hand basket.
“New clients, money back on taxes, and a new man... Smitty sure is have a good run of Pandemic Luck!”
by Mama Skinny May 22, 2020
Russ: You see my new car? It’s a corvette.
Danny: Dude how?
Russ: I guess I had a rich uncle that died and he gave it to me in his will.
Danny: Dawg you got Russ Luck.
Danny: Dude how?
Russ: I guess I had a rich uncle that died and he gave it to me in his will.
Danny: Dawg you got Russ Luck.
by 973russ February 16, 2023
Woodys Luck is a popular adage that states that "things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance," or more commonly, "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong."
by Shamone May 08, 2019
by MY LUCK IS DOG ASS August 28, 2020