fire the laser

To ejaculate in the face of a woman.

Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?

Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!

by laser man December 7, 2009

Jewish Space Laser

An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong

*bright light flashes in the sky*

Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw

by Lord Fartquadd July 9, 2022

Raptor Laser Jesus

It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.

Did you see that!?

See what?

Raptor Laser Jesus!

You mean Raptor Jesus?

*FaicPalm*

by HeilRapJesus69 September 9, 2010

tx3 laser turbo

I very beasty 4cyl Turbo vechile created in the mid 1980s to mid 1990s from the Mazda B6T engine and onwards to the BPT found in the similar production, 323/Familia.

Made in FWD and 4WD models, the TX3 (and 323/Familia) were the "WRX" of their time, triumphing in various rally's and races.

It's sleek look and outrageous power provides an excellence in a sleeper category, leaving many other similar cars left behind.

Wayne Kerr was upset as he was beaten by that pimped TX3 Laser Turbo.

by _NeMeSiS_ September 21, 2005

Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.

"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"

by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019

Laser Tag Theory

The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.

Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.

Oh damn about time! How was it?

I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.

Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you

by Hellpablo June 15, 2020

the sun is a deadly laser

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land

Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023