R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.

how you write rotflmao or roflmao if you are one of the people who uses capslock a lot, and also you are an illiterate artard

Geekuser1: R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.
Scott: what?
Geekuser1: R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O!!!!ONE!!!111!!
Some_Dude: ..laughing ass my off?
Geekuser1: :(
Scott: goddamn, you really are an idiot

by hardnrg November 7, 2006

m.l.

something beyond adorable. the greatest thing you have ever seen. when you're out of words for descriing something that is truly magnificent.

Jonfran: Whoa check out that brunette, she's M.L.
Demetrius: Yea she is but wasn't she a blonde before?
Jonfran: But before that she had brown hair so shes back to her natural hair coulour.... so she's a brunette.

by etran March 13, 2008

L.D.M. (Low Data Mode)

When someone’s brain is so slow or dumb that it reaches a pause moment. When following direction or asked to do something or even understanding a joke. The brain shuts down and goes into low data mode unable to process the situation. This person usually has a paused confused dumb stare or the mouth has dropped or they just say OK just to agree. They never figure out how to accomplish a situation or get the joke.

E.g. 1. That poor valley girl brain went into L.D.M. (low data mode). She looked confused and pause for a few seconds said OK and walked away. Realizing her friends are making fun of her. She came back a few minutes later and said that’s fucked up that wasn’t funny.

E.g. 2. When the hot teacher came in the room all the boys went into L.D.M. (low data mode). They were so confused they started saying here, here, here as if it was attendance roll call.

by Liljoe6981 July 6, 2021

P.B.O.M.L

Originating back in 1500 B.C., P.B.O.M.L, or otherwise known as Paige, Bitch Of My Life, was a highly vulgar term used by Arabian cavemen to let their fellow cavemen know that they needed to deficate. Today, P.B.O.M.L stays true to its original meaning, as it is widely used by 21st century teens for the same reason.

"Holy Shit I need to P.B.O.M.L!"

by anonymous714210 February 22, 2019

L.O.M.L.F

you'll love them no matter what may come between you guys. forever.

V: "you're the L.O.M.L.F."
L: "i am?"
V: "yes, :"

by touski June 17, 2010

L.O.M.B.Y.M.M.

It is an acronym for layin on my back yankin my monkey.

Guy1 :Dudeeee my new girl caught me L.O.M.B.Y.M.M.

Guy2: Awwww man that blows.

by Too much time on his hands September 10, 2009

h.m.l.t.

an abreviation for: hate my life today

commonly used when you have had a shity day, week, or time

Person #1: WTF! You stole my Girlfriend! First you dis my mom, then you eat my potatoe, and now this?

Person #2: Sorry dude.

Person #1: H.M.L.T.!!!!!!!!!!

by ...........................................wow December 27, 2007