Ground Kite

A small dog (chihuahua or similar) being walked by an owner who considers it to be a fashion accessory rather than a pet.

Paris Hilton often accessorizes with her ground kite, Tinkerbell.

by Jon90210 August 16, 2007

pocket kite

A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!

I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!

by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008

penis kite

Adj.

1. Lofty and hard to manage.
2. An extremely erect penis at the beach.

1. I have a penis kite sized stack of paper work when I get to the office.

2. "Did you see Joe's penis kite at the beach when you got out of the water?" ;-)

by Mikestupin March 4, 2016

krieg

To commence in an attack or war in the manner of the foreword manner

Bushkrieg, Rumsfeldkrieg, Iraqkrieg, Oilkrieg, Blytzkrieg, and last but not least, Orangekrieg

by XehtycshtaeD February 18, 2003

Kite runner

The act of a man-on-man rape, originating from the book "The Kiterunner" where said rape (and only said rape) occurs.

"John went out the back and was unfortunately kite runner'ed by Nathaniel"

by TheMethos March 10, 2009

sending kites

1. (Drug-dealing) Used to warn or signal major drug dealers in urban areas.

1. Mobb Deep (Hell on Earth) - jail niggaz sending kites to the street.

by Gman3154 June 5, 2007

Kite-Mode

1. When your high off of marijuana.
2. High as a Kite
3. Panicking off weed
4. Stoned!

ex1: "I'm on Kite-Mode right now"

ex2: "You Trynna get Kite-Mode with me"

by JK the Rapper April 26, 2009