Kristin

Wow, where do I begin. Kristin is a sexy awesome person, but don't let her superficial charm and talent fool you. Under the surface you will be met with a raging homophobic, transphobic, racist person. While she claims it's "all fun and games" secretly you know she'd vote no for any human rights. So in summary, she is a sweet and charming attractive you lady, that will commit tax fraud for you, and will bag out any minorities.

"Have you hung out with Kristin lately?"
"Omg yes, you should have heard what she was saying."

by jak3ywak3y December 30, 2023

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Kristine

To leave work to take a shit at your local Kwik Trip after consuming too much Milk

I got to go take a Kristine on my break.

by Tesla777 April 6, 2023

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definition 1: kristin- an incubator

definition 2: kristin- a women who left her children eleven years ago, kristin takes 3 years on average to respond to mailed letters. kristin also hides from the government and does not pay child support.

person 1: “where’s kristin?”
person 2: “nobody knows. i wonder if she’s even still alive.”

person 1: “kristin hasn’t attempted to see her children in eleven years… i didn’t know it took that long to get milk from the store.”
person 2: “i heard that (daughter 1) ended up with lots of emotional turmoil following her departure.”

by h0pe92625 November 22, 2023

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karly and kristin

Two ridiculous women who love each other unconditionally and will apparently go to any length to keep each other in each other's "realms." But I want the real thing and that is you in my life as my wife.

When are Karly and Kristin getting married?

by #1Karlyfan January 7, 2023

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