Kristine

A badass bitch who won't hesitate to beat somebody the tf up if they talking shit and loves Jesus.
Person: Omg Kristine is so dumb

Me: Girl shut the fuck up wit yo nasty ass. You're lucky Jesus is watching cuz if he weren't that crusty wig would be a mop and

you would be the pole.
by _Kris_Jenner_ June 13, 2023
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Person 1: "Kristine is short"
Kristine: "REEEEEEEEEEEE"
by Perrypatter July 01, 2021
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Kristine is a beautiful, young woman that has a lot to offer. She has a really lovely personality and her highlight is always on point. She loves acting and writing books and her favorite colour is blue or yellow. SHE IS LOVEABLE!
Person 1: "Kristine is so sweet!"
Kristine's bf: "She is! Although she's evil when she's on her period, i love her."
by marie7283 April 28, 2019
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To leave work to take a shit at your local Kwik Trip after consuming too much Milk
I got to go take a Kristine on my break.
by Tesla777 April 06, 2023
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happy birthday sweetie, but you can’t talk to my son anymore” said kristine
whatta bitch”
by bitchboy12956 December 01, 2019
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kristine is my bae she’s honestly a munch ngl
by Ice Spiceeee February 12, 2023
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Makes up story, liar , delusional and crazy
Stop being such a Kristine
by Fuibo November 12, 2022
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