Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.

That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.

by derikny2 August 03, 2010

Burnt Knuckle

An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.

Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.

That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.

My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.

by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020

Knuckle Dip

An accidental action that occurs when butt wiping. Usually occurs when one unknowingly has clogged the toilet, wipes his arse, and accidentally touches the water with one's knuckles.

I didn't know the toilet got clogged after my courtesy flush, so when I wiped my ass, I did a knuckle dip.

by Paulkout December 07, 2020

Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.

I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.

by unrealism September 06, 2021

Gorilla Knuckle

The outline of the edge of a guy's glans ridge through his underwear or pants.

Check out that guy's gorilla knuckle- he's got it pierced!

by merkinmuncher October 31, 2013

Knuckle Symphony

1. The sound you hear after being punched repeatedly. This is usually accomplished by a bully of some sort.
2. The sound of a habitual knuckle-cracker, especially one who is capable of cracking many knuckles at once.

"Oh man, Jimmy's probably hearing a knuckle symphony right now! Lets call an ambulance."

"Hey, man, thanks for the knuckle symphony right there. Really appreciate it."

by phool23 December 17, 2009

Knuckle Chowder

Ejaculation from masturbating.

Karsch went home and cooked up a nice bowl of knuckle chowder in the shower

by ~Rosie January 28, 2008