putting a midget in your pants and fucking them while jumping up and down, then finishing off with a jump and twist and landing on your back, causing the penis to go through the midget.
by A.R. McCumindabutt September 10, 2003
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-Max broke his dick off when Katie screwed up her german kangaroo.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.
by Muscles and Dark Chocolate January 26, 2008
Get the german kangaroo mug.A kangarooster is a kangaroo and a rooster combined (duh) it is from the short around 26 secound long song Thus Spake The Kangarooster by HORSE the Band a Death Metal / Emo / Hardcore band...they can be found at myspace.com music section.
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Thus Spake The Kangarooster
"in the land of lets pretend there lived a kangarooster, half of him was kangaroo the other half was rooster, he could jum and he could crow, clap his wings tap his toes, in the land of lets pretend there lived a kangarooster."
-HORSE the band
Thus Spake The Kangarooster
"in the land of lets pretend there lived a kangarooster, half of him was kangaroo the other half was rooster, he could jum and he could crow, clap his wings tap his toes, in the land of lets pretend there lived a kangarooster."
-HORSE the band
by BackPack December 13, 2005
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by Kangaroo Jack Man July 16, 2010
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I would of rode my bike to school today, but someone Kaganosed me.
I would of rode my bike to school today, but someone Kaganosed me.
by Mippo October 6, 2004
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