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Kaden

A kaden is a big gorilla monkey with an abnormal large penis.
Yo, is that a kaden? Get his ass back in the zoo. And tell him to stop jerking off his weirdly sized cock.
by 69lolz August 23, 2022
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Kaden is a smart guy and a caring friend. He may act sarcastic a lot, but behind all that he’s a really great person. Kadens are usually short in early periods of life, I’d say around birth to eight grade. Maybe your Kaden is fatherless, maybe making the fatherless jokes, maybe both! What is sure though, is that kadens, they grow on you.
“Oh Kaden? Yeah that kid is gay af”

“Sorry Kaden short people don’t count”

“What would we do without you kaden”
by 111yourmother111 August 26, 2022
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kaden is so hot
by jabussychrist December 9, 2022
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Let me say this..Kaden is that bitch and he may get misunderstood HARDLY. He's secretly smart, talented, and Kaden is FINEE and doesn't know it. All I gotta say is Kaden is a bad bitch and he may be nice but thats a fucking THUG. PERIOD.
Boy1: There goes a bad ass bitch!
Girl 1: Period! That's Kaden
by YourTruly123jajajajajjajajaja December 14, 2022
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kadens are either the nicest most sane normal people you'll ever meet, or damn psycho weirdos with dyed hair and painted nails. no inbetween

kadens always have strong familial bonds with either their actual family or people they call friends, but never both at the same time.
kadens can be sarcastic or have weird humor
they most likely will have light colored eyes and blonde or brown natural hair, if its dyed it will most likely be red or green.
the most dangerous kind of kaden is a normal looking one with the personality of a weirdo one, you wont know what to expect from one of those.
have you heard of that new kid kaden?

yeah i heard him talking about the benefits that cannibalism would have on society
what a damn weirdo lmfao

that kaden kid is pretty nice, he let me borrow a pencil
im so glad we got a normal kaden
by zombie-killer64 March 6, 2023
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Has a very huge penis and is able to make many friends.Kaden loved all and all love him.When they see Kaden there one of these three things said.”Hey look it’s kaden the ladies man.” “It’s Kaden look at his print ahhhhhh.””Kaden how you doing bro you still talking to….”
Yo Kaden your an cool guy and the only person i can talk too
by ;)… March 20, 2023
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"Oh Kaden? His eyebrows are shocking!"
by Willybae April 30, 2023
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