Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.

Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.

by Bickerith May 31, 2019

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

Pear Juggling

To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.

“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling”

by Fatlousie June 16, 2019

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

Juggling the Boys

Playing with your balls.

I’m going to be fifteen minutes late, I was juggling the boys.

by DatRoon May 22, 2021

Juggling

When several people sit down to smoke and each person brings their own strain and piece to be passed around.

"To what'd you guys all bring for a little juggling?"
Jimmy: I got some dank Girl Scout cookie in this joint
Breck: I got a bowl of og berry
Larry: I brought my bong with some purp

by DontShootMe34 December 4, 2015

juggling dog

The juggling dog refers to a macguffin, leading folks on a wild goose chase

The juggling dog is missing...can you find what island he's on?

by Chimmkin July 30, 2024