Juggle Theory

If your not in a relationship now it's going to happen later. If you never found love, the most genuine kind is coming your way.
I'm in Juggle Theory
by Zigzag Brandon October 03, 2020
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Learn how to juggle

To say learn how to juggle is to do more than one thing at once or to save time for one and time for another this can also go for spending time for people
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juggle job

When a partner receives into their mouth the scrotum of thier partner and with a juggling motion massages the testicle(s) in their mouth.
Carrie gave me a juggle job last night she actually took both of them.
by Sailorguy 85 December 11, 2016
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Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.
Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.
by Bickerith May 31, 2019
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chore juggling

When your (ch)ild is present, in another room or the car, you are engage in sexual activity with a wh(ore) and have to juggle the activities.
I have custody this weekend, but Saturday I plan to go chore juggling at my house.
by Thrawn18 January 10, 2015
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Juggle Some Doughnuts

to play with soft sexual body parts - boobs, butts, balls
Asking to hook up and get sexy: "I'm just trying to juggle some doughnuts."
by Hipps January 13, 2021
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juggling iz cool

an absolute banger song on helluva boss series 2 episode 7 by tom cardy and vivziepop
it goes like

We've certainly got some quality audience tonight folks
Will mister 10 years running come out on top
Or is it time for f r e s h m e a t?

JUGGLING IS OBJECTIVELY COOL
OUR RETURNING CHAMP IS NOBODYS FOOL
BUT WHATS THIS
THE TWINS BRING IT UP TO THE WIRE
ALSO THEYRE ON FIRE
THATS POINTS FOR STYLE (points for style)
THE CROWD GOES WILD (crowd goes wild)
ITS THE PIE GAG AND THE TWINS WANA TASTE
BUT WHATS THIS
HITS FIZZ IN THE FACE
HE TAKES THE CAKE AND HE EATS IT TOO
HES HUNGRY TO WIN AND HES COVERED IN GOO
THATS POINTS FOR CREAM. THE CROWD SCREAMS
BABABALLOONS HES PUMPING EM OUT FROM WHERE IM SITTING I CAN HEAR THE CROWD
NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS ARE HERE
THEYRE FULL OF SIN AND THEYRE HERE TO WIN
holy moly
things are not looking good for fizzarolli (aka rizzarolli)

what am i doing with my life? that was all from memory
mammon is a big christmas tree :3
helluva boss fan 1: yo you know that s2 ep7 banger?
helluva boss fan 2: wait the one that’s like ‘AWWUUU FUCK YOUU’
helluva boss fan 1: nah that’s 2 minutes notice. i’m talking about juggling iz cool
helluva boss fan 2: ohhh the one that’s like- FROM WHERE AM SITTING U CAN HEAR THE CROWD… NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS R HERE!!
helluva boss fan 1: y uh
by kindacrustyandmusty January 21, 2024
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