jude

jude is a very sexy, short, hot, and is probably the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Don’t let this guy leave your life because he will make you regret it by slapping the biggest cock you will ever see onto your face (it’s his cock)
aside from his funny appearance, he is super sexy and short. very sexy.

girl 1: “there’s this super sexy short guy in my class!”
girl 2: “oh he must be a jude!”
girl 1: “ yeah how did you know that?”
girl 2: “every short sexy guy is named jude!”

jude by ieatkids<3 October 24, 2024

Jude

This very word/name is another word for slut also this very person has 3 disabilities dyslexia, dysgraphia, dyscalculia as well they might have ADHD as well but this person is kinda funny but his mom pays random people to be his friends and he might be retarded but he is drop dead gorgeous

person1: you are a Jude
Person2: What's a Jude is that another word for slut
Person3: yes it is

Jude by Mast3rvonn December 13, 2024

Jude

Sexiest, most beautiful, kind man you ever meet on planet earth, you deserve a Jude especially if his second name is HURLEY

Omfg his name is Jude

Jude by jancreek March 13, 2025

Jude

Sexiest, most beautiful, kind man you ever meet on planet earth, you deserve a Jude especially if his second name is HURLEY

Omfg his name is Jude

Jude by jancreek March 13, 2025

Jude

He has no human friends and has very low self esteem on the surface. His favorite activity is to swim with marine life. He has a small penis and a lot of problems.

Don't become a jude

Jude by Justkeepswimmingfishy April 2, 2025

Jude

A guy who’s trustworthy, due to keeping his secrets from everyone he knows and cares about. He’ll always make you laugh, no matter how down he is. He’ll never let anyone feel as miserable as he does sometimes. If you know a Jude, make sure he knows he’s appreciated.

“Jude, how’re you always funny?”

Jude by Itsmarveljesus April 13, 2025

Jude

A freakazoid with long brown hair and brown eyes. He is very awkward when it comes to talking to girls and gay towards his friends. However, he is fun to talk to and you can be yourself around him without judgement.

Amy: *looks at him* Why is he putting his finger up peoples butts?
Lori: Because… he’s a Jude!

Jude by Naurrr.xoxo June 17, 2025