Juan

Juan Is a stupid cunt who using people he cheated on ever girls he so retarded like the only thing he cares about is his horses he thinks he has hoes but really they are just playing him he lies and he’s a like snitch when he gets butthurt he slaps people butts with out their consent he’s fat but think he’s really athletic he eats 2 dozen of donuts a day

Juan is a fattatard.

by CloutGang4life October 29, 2017

Uncle Juan

Hispanic version of an Uncle Tom. Uncle Juan is subservient to the dominant culture in hopes of winning favoritism. Uncle Juan's deride their ethnic roots and try to distance themselves as much as possible. Often they take pride in not knowing Spanish and are offended when Spanish is spoken to them. They generally view Hispanic culture as inferior and exhibit culture self loathing. Example, Trump supporter and Uncle Juan Marco Guitierrez warned that if Trump loses there will be "taco trucks on every corner"

Juan is such an Uncle Juan, he even went so far as to change his name to John.

by Biggleswurth September 18, 2016

juan camilo

Juan Camilo is a beautiful Colombian who is the Gods of Gods, a sex machine in bed and know to be a legend in the world.

Random Stranger- "Juan Camilo is a legend"
Other Guy- "I thought he was a myth"

by JuanTheGod October 3, 2016

Juan Gone

To be absent, to be free on your own terms. To be freely choosing your activity at the expense of no one else.

To be casually absent, all of the sudden. To be free, on your own terms.

I would rather be outside working on a project, rather than being inside the beach house. My plan is to be Juan Gone.

by Rosehomme July 21, 2019

Juan Foyth

Greatest Footballer to Grace the game

See him over there
'What Juan Foyth'

Yeah, he's the goat

by Follow@foyththegoatoninstagram August 11, 2020

Juan Manuel

The funniest guy you’ll ever meet, he will make you laugh even during the hardest moments. He is an amazing caring guy, a great friend who will always have your back and you will always want to be by his side. He is really positive and sees the beauty in life.

Person #1: He is such a funny guy.
Person #2: I know, he is a Juan Manuel.
Person #1: Of course he is!

by Am i right? January 12, 2021

Juan Diego

Juan Diego is the type of person that makes everyone laugh. His laugh alone makes everyone laugh. He is one of the truest friends you will find, he might be annoying sometimes but he usually means good. You are lucky if you have someone as loyal, funny, and caring as a Juan Diego. ( Usually class clown).

He must me a Juan Diego he makes everyone laugh.

That Juan Diego he makes class fun.

by Noor2025 December 24, 2019