Jonah Shot

The Jonah Shot is a large serving of alcohol equivalent to at least 5 shots of hard liquor in a glass. It is cheered and then drank all at once. It was created in the city of Abu Dhabi in the year 2017. It is meant only for those with strong alcohol tolerance.

"He almost threw up from that Jonah Shot"

by Rhexysexy June 24, 2019

jonah hill

Jewish-American actor, recently famous for roles in Apatow pictures like the "Knocked Up" and "Forgetting Sarah" Marshall. He also played the lead role as "Seth" in the 2007 comedy hit "Superbad"

Jonah Hill as Seth in "Superbad": I wash and dry! I'm like a single mother.

by atax May 4, 2008

Jonah Bennett

A sexy dude with curly hair that can get any girl, he also has a monster cock.

"Did you fuck Jonah Bennett?"
"Yeah, he has a monster cock!"

by ArabDick January 26, 2019

Jonah Christian

Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.

God Dammit Jonah Christian Shot gunned that brew fast. We should suck his dick

by Mr.Playstation October 23, 2018

Jonah Allan

A type of person who is so gay they cannot possibly function on a normal level

They dye their hair to make themselves look cool.

They also smell slightly dodgy.

Oh god, you're such a Jonah Allan!

by Coolio019958 October 31, 2010

Jonah's dick

A Jonah's Dick is almost a medium size, but looks like they use pills to enhance it's width.

Me: Ryan's dick pick was leaked to the football team.
Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.

by Incognito Tab October 31, 2019

Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..

Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.

by Lameooooo August 7, 2014