A Joey is a young man that is about to turn 30 years old but is still staying with mom and dad, whom does not have the capacity in his mind to think for himself and lacks any free thought at all and thinks that every woman he meets must marry him.
Jason: Wassup man did you hook up with that chick at the bar on Friday night.
Young man: no bruh I took her back to my place but she wouldn't do anything while my parents were there and she said she doesn't wanna marry me.
Jason: You're such a fucking Joey!
Young man: no bruh I took her back to my place but she wouldn't do anything while my parents were there and she said she doesn't wanna marry me.
Jason: You're such a fucking Joey!
by Freewillmason November 7, 2018
Get the Joeymug. Joey is a white stud, a beast of the east, he is a very mature, sweet, caring, soft hearted person. Joey knows how to handle situations, and is very understanding of conflict. Joey is an amazing friend you can keep by your side and always trust. All Joey wants is a girl that will let him penitrate her cheeks, Joey is a man. A big strong big penised man
WOW JOEY.
by rainbowloommaster64 October 1, 2020
Get the Joeymug. Because I have a joey, my dick no longer falls down my pants anymore while standing in line for coffee.
by Phoenixlaughter January 24, 2018
Get the Joeymug. by xxdom35xx June 17, 2016
Get the Joeymug. 
by Geheckos December 7, 2017
Get the Joeymug. Joey is a sexy ass motherfucker, he isn’t a bitch, the best at anything on earth. He’s a chick magnet and every girl on earth loves him. Btw Damola likes Saachi
Ayyye, joey is here.
by imamistake October 30, 2018
Get the Joeymug.