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Jetta

a good car. Guys can get one, and not have to think twice about it hurting their masculinity ONLY if you get the the 1.8t, or the GLI
gurls can get whatev they want
ima get apr stage 3 for my jetta 1.8t, burn some vipers!!
by seane November 21, 2003
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jetrosexual

1. A globetrotting jetsetter who thinks nothing of hopping on a plane to Asia for a shopping spree.

2. People who deserve to be robbed and beaten.
You get the fucking picture, think one up for yourself. Paris Hilton would probably be a jetrosexual.
by Murica Michelle March 9, 2007
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Jetted

Another term for high. In the state of mind that you feel as if you are flying when you are on some other shit. Usually called booted, high or common term faded .
Me: Yeo are you good?
You: Nah bro I'm jetted out my mind.

or

Me: How yu feeling?
You: Yeo im feelin like im air I'm f***** jetted .
by Kevin Locks June 27, 2010
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jett

dude with a lesbian haircut looks like ellen
by ibemean April 1, 2019
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jetta

A popular (best-selling european car in america, y0!) Volkswagen product in a state of controversial evolution. At one time the 'family rabbit' with wicked Fox-inspired shoebox styling and less weight than a new Mini was blessed with about the most crisp and awesome handling to ever grace an economy car - in the early '80s, that is. (Try an '84 GLI, it's impossible not to like. Unless the car has 275k miles on it on an un-rebuilt engine and massive rust perforation. I still liked it.) The Jetta continued this fruitful path into the early '90s, gaining slight weight but also better features, more displacement and of course the option of the 16V engine.

Beginning in the '90s, this once-deadly car began to reek of yuppiedom... soon sports supsensions and trim levels weren't exactly (115hp... GT package, my ass) that and faux-luxury gimmicks like mandatory central locking/alarms, road-dulling power steering and Trek/K2 accessory packs. The storm clouds culminated to produce the A4 edition in 1999, with chromed knobs, beautiful interior trim and heated seats diverting might-be true enthusiasts from the car's amazingly potbellied 3000 lb. weight and chronic nose-heaviness resulting from VW's need to put bigger and bigger engines in the front of their blimpier cars. The Jetta now inhabits a land where the throttle no longer operates linearly, body roll is king and automatic transmissions are the norm. Contrary to the thoughts of many, VW sold their soul not with the death of the Super Beetle and abandonment of the air-cooled engine, but with the aspiration of acceptance in yuppiedom.

But hey, at least Jetta drivers don't cut me off as often as BMW drivers, eh? :)
Honey, I'm going to take our new Jetta to Starbucks to try the new flavor of vanilla-chai frappucino, OK?
by hondamatic March 2, 2004
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jotto

wat you would call the maddest bloke ever
fuk man ur such a jotto kinda guy
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Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction
I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard
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