Jesse

WILL GET YOU RAVIOLIS BUT NOT TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO GET THEM EVEN IF YOU'RE STARVING

Wow, that guy is such a Jesse.

by Chokishki December 21, 2016

Jesse

Usually a fat ginger. A quiet person without many friends but is very social online and plays many video games.

Looks like jesse wants to kill himself

by Disfunctionalduck June 15, 2018

Jesse

One who frequently obsesses and stalks asian girls. Usually, the girl is named Minnar or Jackie. This unfortunate event haunts Jesse because he cannot control his love

"oh my god. what a Jesse"

by kjsdbn;iaodufg May 6, 2009

Jesse

O'Brien- Below average height for a Leprechaun. Lacks all motivation to succeed in life as a human. Dreams of having a penis the size of a standard Asian. Not mechanically inclined, despite his own belief.

Jesse says- "How do you know your stick shift is in Neutral?"
DUH!!!

by AB2Z May 3, 2009

Jesse

Jesse is a gay male who loves nothing more than to take big cock in is anus Jesse is often found in the bedroom of any gay man who will put his penis in him

Wow Jesse sure does know how to throw it back

by The messiah of words October 10, 2019

Jesse

A guy who wants control over everyone and everything, especially the Super Logic Gamers.

He is in love with a boy named Jackzel.

He begs for fame and fortune although it never works out.

He secretly masterbates to KFC, Pizza Hut, and Geer of GameTroops.

Doesn't give a flying fuck about people.

Is a very gay faggot.

MegamanNG: Wow that guy is being quite the dickhead!

Masterlink40: He's such a Jesse...

by GreatGamezLPS May 28, 2013

Jesse

He dates his sisters

Yo look at that Jesse he is kissing his sis

by Ladies man 223456 September 5, 2019