jessica coleman

a retarded person

your acting like a jessica coleman

by cutiebatootieuwu December 18, 2019

Jessica byers

She a dumb ass bitch that stank and her choochie is mouse that only catches cock roaches damn but that ass tho

Jessica byers stank like sid the sloth like like the ice age baby

by Shit byers May 13, 2020

Jesse James West

A dude obsessed with single moms and gets cracked out with caffeine.

Jesse James West is such a crackhead and he told me he "met" with my mom. Btw i dont have a dad

by Anthony Mantello April 21, 2021

Jessie McCartney

Jessie is the best bff ever even tho she may fill your camera roll with Elvis. She is very funny and if you are lucky to have her as a bff don't be surprised if your storage is full. <3

Friend: why have you got so many pics of Elvis??
Me: oh Jessie McCartney is my bff

by XxTall_SophxX January 8, 2023

The Jess Rule

Under the Jess Rule, when another person has a yummy or interesting looking drink, you can request a taste and the other person is forced to share.

The Jess Rule is requesting a taste of your mates drink.

*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!

by Drinking buddy November 28, 2017

ooo-jesse

Expression of excitement, suprise or enthusiasm.

My boyfriend is about to S my D. Ooo-Jesse!

by Schatje Menatje June 13, 2019

Jessiah

The most badass person you will ever come into contact with.

You'll know Jessiah when you see him

by markymarkc March 5, 2011