Tom and Jerry

LITERALLY THE MOST FUCKING GREATEST FUCKING TV SHOW EVER FUCKERS. I FUCKING LOVE DAMN TOM AND JERRY MOFO'S! 2+2 = 4 THAT FUCKING GODDAMN QUICK MATHS BITCH THIS IS A FUCKING GREAT SHOW warner bros ! YOU IS AWESOME. #1940

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TOM AND FUCKING JERRY IS AWESOME BITCH! - "Defined as tom and jerry is awesome"

by MmTomandJerry November 14, 2017

tom and jerry

tom and jerry is a north american cartoon. the cartoon follows the antics of a cat named Tom (in the pilot 1939 "puss gets the boot" he was named Jasper)and jerry (unamed in pilot). The plot of tom and jerry is simple tom tries to catch jerry though the irony is tom causes more destruction than jerry would if left alone. the shorts have won 7 academy awards. The shorts have been censored recently due to the use of "black faces" the shots have been edited out poorly. despite this tom and jerry is still a great cartoon that kids and adults would watch.

person 1 "nah,face it. nothing is as good as anime"
person 2 "what about tom and jerry"
person 1 "oh,yeah, did you see the one where tom....

by tnj March 17, 2007

Jerry Hou

Likes Highschool DxD and jerking off everyday to lolis.

are you jerry hou?

by Jerry Hou July 05, 2019

Jerry Rose

To finish off the very end of a joint, blunt, or pipe. Often unpleasant, but gets you high as fuck.

"Aight bra one hit left on this J. Jerry Rose that shit!"

by Ace Hood Mista 253 September 06, 2011

jerry can

A five gallon metal can (usually green) with three tubular handles on top and a metal screw on/off cap used by the military to hold gasoline, diesel fuel, etc.

Hey Corporal Smith! Get your ass down to the fuel farm and fill up those jerry cans ASAP!

by DGUSMC February 14, 2008

jerry springer

talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.

"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"

by kelsey April 06, 2005

Jerry Rice

1. legendary football wide receiver who played for the 49ers, raiders, and the seahawks
2. a guy who could catch every ball thrown at him
3. guy who set untouchable records in receiving yards, TD's, oh you name it!

1. jerry rice played for three teams during his NFL career.
2. jerry rice was nicknamed "world" because there wasn't a ball in the world that he couldn't catch.
3. many of jerry rice's records are pretty much untouchable.

by catchandrunfortheTD August 03, 2009