slammer jammer

When your on the edge of the bed and you pull out super fast and slam it in her ass so bad it send her flying off the bed

Dude i gave her the old slammer jammer last night and gave her a hemroid

by dinglequeef March 27, 2016

crusty toe jammer

Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch.

Jake: Dude I have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.

Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either

Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!

by bballpj28 January 18, 2012

jamped

Past tense of jump

Tarra jamped over the fence.

by cutter Buter September 20, 2018

Jammer

A large line of cocaine usually forced on to another by way of peer pressure, usually from a close friend. Always sniffed as a line, never as a bump and its size is always too large for what your friend thinks you can handle. The next day, the two friends usually talk about the big jammers taken the night before.

(peer-pressuring best friend) "Come on bro, do a big jammer."

(you) "No way, man."

:somehow you wind up taking multiple jammers:
(the next day)

"so how about those jammers last night!"

by TNT.TNT May 11, 2014

jimmy-jammering

Trying to mess around with smaller pieces of whole to get the whole to work.

How did you get the car to work? Well I was jimmy-jammering with the engine and I finally got it to start.

by preppy325 March 20, 2006

butthole jammer

Punching someone else's butthole with your fist while they are unaware. Usually whilst screaming "BUTTHOLE JAMMA!!!11"
NOT IN A GAY WAY

Alex: Dude, I gave Roland a huge butthole jammer yesturday.

John: Woah...........

by Bing Bong April 6, 2008

Jammers

Usually an asian who is special needs. "Jammers" usually acts like someone with cerebral palsy. His features include a huge chin and looking like a monkey. However "Jammers" does have some talent, as "Jammers" is asian, he is very good at maths and tends to be good at slide tackles. Although "Jammers" doesnt understand the meaning of washing his hair yet, maybe one day he will (you just have to believe).

woah that kid is a "Jammers", look at his abnormally big jaw and his asian personality.

by drew dolph December 15, 2010