chore juggling

When your (ch)ild is present, in another room or the car, you are engage in sexual activity with a wh(ore) and have to juggle the activities.

I have custody this weekend, but Saturday I plan to go chore juggling at my house.

by Thrawn18 January 10, 2015

Jugglings

An enlarged lesbian, who happens to like alcohol in and around her mouth.

"Please know that I love you all, and I really am so sorry. I'm sure I could be remembered as just another blogger, whose spooky glazed look in th webcam seems all too familiar to a few, but I'm not. I'm not like the others. I'm a Jugglings, and I'm like you. I'm also, and this is important: I'm a big lesbian who likes drinking."

by Tanksly December 14, 2021

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

juggle job

When a partner receives into their mouth the scrotum of thier partner and with a juggling motion massages the testicle(s) in their mouth.

Carrie gave me a juggle job last night she actually took both of them.

by Sailorguy 85 December 10, 2016

Juggle trouble

When you feel the intercourse is not going well, so you pull out and start juggling with no warning.

I was having sex, and I had to juggle trouble.

by Branpron9un October 10, 2025

palm-juggle

Where ya playfully "bounce" someone's hands up and down by lightly slapping his palms upwards from below with your hands, like you're juggling tennis-balls.

Hand-stack and wrist-clap are awesome ways to have fun wif pretty girls, but smilingly playing palm-juggle is even more likely to elicit da delighted giggles from dem.

by QuacksO October 6, 2018

jing-juggle

when somebody tricks you into doing something you weren't smart enough to process.

dad: Hey! Do you want to trade chores? I'll do yours and you do mine!

daughter: What chores do you have?

dad: Idk what chores DO i have?

daughter: you're trying to trick me smh
*an hour later*
mom: daughter do all the dishes by yourself!

daughter: WHAT??!!

dad: lets shake hands😈

daughter: OK!

dad:haha get jing-juggled bitch!! now you have to pick up dog shit outside

daughter: ahhh😔

by I like hoetdogs February 23, 2021