by Don't stop accoustic February 22, 2018
by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022
Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
A foal thats lost in a daze and thinks tarry-bowls are a small bowl of weed, in reality he's to lost in the daze to realize a tarry-bowl is a huge bowl of weed and the reality its called a jakob-bowl
by Scarytarry420 September 09, 2018
Jakob Stahr is the type of dude who has incredible muscles and a wonderfully beautiful face.
his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.
his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.
by Antiom November 24, 2021
Jakobe King
A really black nigga who lives in Southlake (A place where a bunch of sacks live) and makes money by sucking other niggas dick. Jakobe King swears he has all the girls but he dont. Jakobe is also gay and have a vid of Ricardo jacking off.
by LmaaooooDudee December 11, 2017
a guy who usually is boring has a big nose and plays some sports but sucks at all sports and he likes to make friend but has very few
by asauhfuidsafgbsduig January 09, 2018