Someone who's born in Italy from Italian parents. All the others are just wannabe-Italians.
A Italian is usually someone who consider himself better than the others just because of his nationality, but that doesn't take into account the fact that he has really nothing to brag about his country, beside food and sport-cars (beautiful men and women can be found everywhere).
Usually a proud Italian is someone that never leaved his country.
Outside Italy, Italians are super-nationalists and feel themselves like part of a big family. In Italy, however, Italians are far from being a compact population. North, center and south-Italians despise each other, and sometimes they also loathe people coming from nearby cities due to small and insignificant cultural differences.
The Italian population is one of the most stereotyped in the world, although few stereotypes are actually true for the most.
An Italian is generally a terrible tourist, always bitching about the superiority of Italian food and refusing to know the local culture.
Italians usually suck when it comes to learn and speak foreign languages.
A Italian is usually someone who consider himself better than the others just because of his nationality, but that doesn't take into account the fact that he has really nothing to brag about his country, beside food and sport-cars (beautiful men and women can be found everywhere).
Usually a proud Italian is someone that never leaved his country.
Outside Italy, Italians are super-nationalists and feel themselves like part of a big family. In Italy, however, Italians are far from being a compact population. North, center and south-Italians despise each other, and sometimes they also loathe people coming from nearby cities due to small and insignificant cultural differences.
The Italian population is one of the most stereotyped in the world, although few stereotypes are actually true for the most.
An Italian is generally a terrible tourist, always bitching about the superiority of Italian food and refusing to know the local culture.
Italians usually suck when it comes to learn and speak foreign languages.
- I am Italian: my grandfather was born in Sicily. -
- So your grandfather was Italian. You are just a wannabe Italian, instead. -
- So your grandfather was Italian. You are just a wannabe Italian, instead. -
by Ghaladh July 19, 2011
Get the Italianmug. Italian People. . .
"Ohhhhhh! We are like so cool!!! Ohhhhh!!! We like make the best food!!! And ohhhh the Woman are like gorgeous!!!!"
Well lemme tell you my statement to the Italians. . .
- Hey! I'm Italian and I am the bet person in the world!
- No you're not! That Hungarian guy just kicked your ass!
- *Italian Person Sobbing*
"Ohhhhhh! We are like so cool!!! Ohhhhh!!! We like make the best food!!! And ohhhh the Woman are like gorgeous!!!!"
Well lemme tell you my statement to the Italians. . .
- Hey! I'm Italian and I am the bet person in the world!
- No you're not! That Hungarian guy just kicked your ass!
- *Italian Person Sobbing*
Italian Person: Hey Everyone! Look at me I'm Italian and I'm like sooooo Coooooooooool!!!!!!!
Hungarian Person: If you're so cool why did I just kick your ass at every Sport?
Hungarian Person: If you're so cool why did I just kick your ass at every Sport?
by Hungarian Ninjas October 3, 2007
Get the Italianmug. Italians have never invented a single thing. We take the rest of the world's shit and make it better. The Chinese invented rice noodles, I talians made real pasta. As far as girls go you will never find any brunettes hotter. 2nd hottest babes in the universe after Swedish girls. Cars include Ferrari and Lamborghini. Ferraris are the fastest cars that are street legal not to mention they're awesome looking. Lambo's are the hottest looking cars. They are the best sports cars out there for two reasons:
1. They are designed by Italy and
2. They are engineered by Germany. (Lambo was bought by Audi, and that's owned by Volkswagen).
Food is the best on earth. Frenchies a couple countries over think they make the best food, which is just not true. The pope lives in Italy (technically) and he will kick the prime minister's douchebag asshole.
Italians have a little higher testosterone levels than most other races, other than black people. This causes us to be extremely short tempered and naturally strong so don't fuck with us.
1. They are designed by Italy and
2. They are engineered by Germany. (Lambo was bought by Audi, and that's owned by Volkswagen).
Food is the best on earth. Frenchies a couple countries over think they make the best food, which is just not true. The pope lives in Italy (technically) and he will kick the prime minister's douchebag asshole.
Italians have a little higher testosterone levels than most other races, other than black people. This causes us to be extremely short tempered and naturally strong so don't fuck with us.
Look at that flaming hot Italian chick on the hood of that Lamborghini.
Yeah, France can suck it.
NOTE: Not all French people are assholes. Some are pretty cool. It's just the upper-middle class and upper class that everyone hates.
Yeah, France can suck it.
NOTE: Not all French people are assholes. Some are pretty cool. It's just the upper-middle class and upper class that everyone hates.
by AWESOMEITALIAN1245 November 5, 2009
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Get the Italianmug. by Oyler April 10, 2008
Get the Italianmug. Worst people on earth. Can't play footie without diving and crying to the referee. Their food is strickly based on garlic and tomatoes. Their women look nice when they're young but they have to shave everyday as they are very hairy and they get very fat when they get old, because of their oily food. Always talk with their hands when they don't raise it making the fascist salute.
Look!! This is George Michael! He looks so Italian!
Look!! Materazzi is sucking some knob! At least he's not diving and crying!
Look!! Materazzi is sucking some knob! At least he's not diving and crying!
by bootboy69 June 18, 2008
Get the italianmug. Has a mustache regardless of gender, uses unnecessary inflections in their voice, and always speaks with the thumb touching all fingers. You won’t find any Italian on a ketogenic diet, because they only eat pizza and pasta. Also gets mad when people refer to pizza as an all-American food. Very competitive, and will always win that bike race you have with your friends. Despises being called Mario or Luigi.
by Pknchkn September 30, 2021
Get the Italianmug.