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Iranian

The act of jamming your fingers violently into the rectal area of another person. The act is typically done while the other person is fully clothed. If the other person is naked, then it is considered an Indoor Iranian. It is inspired by the now famous video of Iranian soccer player Mohammd Nosrati (Iranian national player) fingering his unsuspecting team-mate (Sheys Rezaee) after their team scores the first goal in Iran Premier League-Damash vs Perspolise, on 29 October 2011. He can also be seen in another video grabbing the balls of an unsuspecting teammate while celebrating another goal. The stunts were frowned upon by the conservative government in Iran and landed him in prison.
She was asleep face down on the bed when I snuck up and gave her an Iranian, causing her to arch her back and squeal like a pig!
by shaggariffic January 29, 2012
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iranian travler

when you skeet up a girls body and drag your balls smearing the skeet like the wind over the desert sand smearing the camels tracks and busting all over her face then smacking her with your balls and yelling "boom" when you hit her representing the bombs the iranian's take with them to blow up a city
i did a iranian travler on that hoe, now she got a black eye!
by snowyy April 25, 2007
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Iranian Bottle Fiend

Someone that is so selfish that even in a famine they would steal a bottle from a respectable citizen
"Yo how come you're so upset?"
"Abdul is a fucking Iranian Bottle Fiend, he stole my tequila!"
by Miguel Navageegee July 13, 2010
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Iraniuos

(ih-rain-ee-uhs)

1) Fun, Energetic, Exciting

2) The term lent to an indigenous people populating a country currently at war with your own

3) Common Name for a Bearded Dragon

ALTERNATIVE spelling of 'Irraneous'.

NOT spelled 'Iranious'

NOT to be confused with 'Erroneous' meaning 'wrong' or 'incorrect'.
EXAMPLES:

1) Let's go an do something iraniuos... like high-fiving in ASDA...

2) I can't stand the fucking Iraniuos... the sooner it's over, the better.

3) "What are you going to call your dragon? Iraniuos?"

"NO you lunatic! I'm going to call him BRUCE!"
by Toniy November 14, 2012
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iranhi

Its a perfect girl with beautiful eyes beautiful smile an amazing tummy and an amazing personality perfect in every form and in every way.
Wow that girl is an iranhi.
by yogi bear <3 June 9, 2014
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iranian tomahawk

When you put a dildo in a shit filled water ballon and drop it from a drone.
My neighbors were being too noisy, so I dropped an Iranian Tomahawk on their porch.
by SidewaysHammer January 17, 2017
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iranian bathbomb

when inside the bathtub with your lady, you simply shit the bath. A pleasant experience for all included.
Last Friday Brian gave tiffany an Iranian bathbomb! The whole tub was brown!
by Dane Gleesak March 7, 2017
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