Blanket Invite

An open invitation that you have been given even if not explicitly brought up time and time again.

Stacia has a Blanket Invite to hang out with me, but she never acts on it and is left thinking "thanks for the invite!"

by BigJinLA December 12, 2012

invert

A flaming homosexual

"Chris, did you see that guy with the tight pink shirt on?"
"Yeah man, what a f**kin invert!

by NBrock October 5, 2010

invite

A party where a particular organization (ie fraternity, sorority, club ect) or list of people are only invited and allowed in.

Dude 1: That house looks like it's raging.
Dude 2: Fuck that. Its an invite..

by crashing a couch December 26, 2009

inverted penis

When a mans penis is in hibernation all year round and never gets to see the time of day...and the only way to see the head of the penis is to push in the belly button of the person who has the inverted penis.

Hey guys, why cant we ever see Jareds dick?
Because he has an inverted penis that is in hibernation.

by gingerssuck June 2, 2009

Inverted Weggie

This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.

I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.

by Zack March 26, 2004

inverted blumpkin

when a woman is taking a shit, a male goen in and puts his cock in her mouth and she performs oral sex on him.

My girl was taking a shit so I went in a shoved my cock in her mouth ans she gave me an inverted blumpkin

by Donnie May 21, 2004

invert

A dive in which you jump off the board backwards and dive inwards.

An invert dive were you start at the board backwards.

by nonstopproduct January 2, 2006