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blactose intolerant

The inability for a caucasian to digest foods that are commonly eaten in urban, african american areas.

Such as when a white person eats chitterlings and hot sauce or collard greens for the first time. The symptoms are bloatedness and diahrea. This usually subsides after a steady digestion of black foods over a period of time.
Biff was invited over to his friend Kareem's house for Thanksgiving where he ate a consistant diet of chitlings, neck bones, collard greens, and sweet potatoe pie.

Because he was not used to eating urban foods other than McDonald's and Burger King, his stomach became Blactose Intolerant and he stayed on the can for 72 hours straight.
by DzNutz2002 December 9, 2008
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Intolerance

A justifiable reaction to all the assholes out there.
"My God Bill, all those assholes out there just fill me with unbearable yet justified intolerance."
by The Gonzo Lecture March 10, 2010
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intolerant

The word that over-sensitive idiots with giant chips on their shoulders who complain more than try in life always go to when anyone expresses any opinion different than theirs. Quite often heard by assholes on twitter who say they're with "occupy", "anonymous", "naacp", "glaad", or other similar groups created by people who would rather complain than try.
Me on a personal call while walking down the street: "Traffic was so bad that it took me 10 minutes to get home...it was so gay"

Professional oversensitive complainer who eavesdrops on my conversation: "You shouldn't say that word, don't be so intolerant"

Me: "eat shit loser before you get shot"
by FEARSOMEKITTENS May 15, 2013
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Parous Introitus

A hymen thats been blown away by a gigantic cock, often resulting in the unification of the two primary orifi (plural: orifice) into a vaganus.
1) The hunt for Red October led Sean Connery's team into the depths of Katherine Kuhlmans unchatered poes. After the submarine passed through her heavenly gates she was left with a terribly messy parous introitus, later spiritually healed.

2) I have SUCH a huge parous introitus, I can fuck a donkey sideways.
by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008
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Introllerance

noun

unwillingness to accept fun in trolls, puns, jokes, sarcasm, that differ from one's own sense of humor.
Lately, there has been a rise in introllerance amongst my friends.
by JollyTrolly August 10, 2018
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Introretrogestion

The act of inserting foodstuffs into the anal cavity, as means of eating.
Did you know Randy practices introretrogestion now? I saw him get a whole turkey in there!
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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introspectate

When you start to analyze your own thought processes; watch your own brain.
After I had yet another sexy thought about Sarah Palin, I started to introspectate on why I lust after irrelevant, media-attention-greedy whores who would pain me to talk to in real life.
by twistedechoes September 16, 2013
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