re-insertion assistant

An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.

Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

We getting out of (insert location here) with this one

A joke where someone says we getting out (insert place here) with this one on music videos the place usually relates to the music itself always seen with the guy speaking emoji and fire emoji

(On a fnaf music video)
Commenter: We getting out of the pizzeria with this one
Guy replying: Not another we getting out of (insert location here) with this one comment

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024

operation beef insertion

going out to bars or clubs with the sole mission to have sex with someone

Its on gang, time for operation beef insertion.

by UncleTog March 1, 2023

REVERSE INSERT

BUTT EXCEPTION

MARK, you need to do a REVERSE INSERT of your DICK as it hurts too much but ANAL ALAN I am here to give a PEDOPHILE TRAUMAUCKING and you admit it FLAMBOYANTLY you being a PUSH PEDOPHILE BUT I am an EXCEPTION , I KNOW, " that is why precisely , I WON'T , "now SQUEAL!!!!

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 5, 2021

da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

a way to tell someone that they messed up horribly in your opinion

Person1: I just touched grass
Person2: da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

by urbanjeffjef December 19, 2024

Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture

When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Insert, tap, or swipe?

Derived from modern checkout readers, refers to whether one engaged in vaginal/anal intercourse (insert), fingering or manual manipulation (tap), or oral sex (swipe).

Brian - you and the Tinder girl - insert, tap, or swipe?

by DrGnome November 9, 2019