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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.
Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.
by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010
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petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self

Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.
Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.
by Hugh March 7, 2005
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Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011
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invisible

someone you are jealous of because they are better than you
He was invisible because he surrounded himself with puny humans.
by justaloser06 June 20, 2021
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Invisible

Invisible is not a negative like some people think.
If you could disappear, why would that be negative? Why would you want someone to start caring where you were? Being invisible is not negative.
by Solid Mantis November 4, 2020
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invisible chair

A person everyone in class, who's existence is ignored. They are usually the last person to be picked into groups (often the teacher choses groups for them). They may be gone for days without being noticed, often sit in the lunch table by themselves and sit in the corner of the class. They are often the most nice people with the most interesting stories to share and its a shame they are often ignored. Invisible chairs are not losers, they just enjoy the company of themselves.
Teacher: Class, Mel doesn't have a group
Class: Who's Mel?
Mel: I'm just an invisible chair
by LoreaFendiDiamond May 17, 2014
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