1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.
1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.
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When you are engaged by an intellectually stimulating lecture/address/speech, or even just an enthralling conversation, and the speaker approaches addressing a topic of great importance to you, but then they abruptly change course and trend into new areas of discussion, leaving you with an overwhelming feeling of frustration and angst.
President Obama: one of the great challenges of our generation is to find an answer to the question about whether Han Solo or Greedo was the first to shoot...
Cletus: OMG, yes, yes, please, oh god, keep going, yes, yes, YES! ...
President Obama: that being said, we must engage in more constructive discourse about important clauses of the Trans-Pacific Partnership, particularly how it will help combat the illegal logging industry.
Cletus: wait, what? Intellectual blue balls...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cletus: OMG, yes, yes, please, oh god, keep going, yes, yes, YES! ...
President Obama: that being said, we must engage in more constructive discourse about important clauses of the Trans-Pacific Partnership, particularly how it will help combat the illegal logging industry.
Cletus: wait, what? Intellectual blue balls...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Kylie: Oh you mean Britney
Kim: Yeah, she can just never agree with my intellect
Kylie: Oh you mean Britney
Kim: Yeah, she can just never agree with my intellect
by StephanAdes December 7, 2017
Get the Intellabhor mug.Someone who changes their opinion on a given subject because they have been verbally bullied into it by others, as in a social media post. They don't really believe this view as true but say they do out of fear of being ostracized by others in the community.
She humiliated the man on a social media post until he agreed with her viewpoint on the subject and became her intellectual hostage.
by words-myth January 26, 2018
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The character Hando played by Russell Crowe in Romper Stomper is an example of this.
The character Hando played by Russell Crowe in Romper Stomper is an example of this.
skinhead: Let's go Paki bashing rofl
Intellectual skinhead: No. We shouldn't draw unnecessary attention to ourselves.
Nipster: Wow. I thought you was a dumb thug like the rest. Turns out you are an intellectual skinhead.
Intellectual skinhead: No. We shouldn't draw unnecessary attention to ourselves.
Nipster: Wow. I thought you was a dumb thug like the rest. Turns out you are an intellectual skinhead.
by CaptainDonaldDick May 4, 2018
Get the Intellectual Skinhead mug.Intellectophobia is the fear of smart people or being smart. When these people are having an argument, they use insults and change the subject instead of making good points. They also refuse to better themselves intellectually and are usually the people that say they're going to drop out of school because sChOoL gAy lOl.
Example 1:
Person 1: *makes a good and valid argument*
Person 2: Lol ok retard ur a faggot lmao
Person 2 most likely has intellectophobia
Example 2:
Person 1: I'm gonna drop out of school and I'll be fine bro I don't need education lmao
Person 1 most likely has intellectophobia
Person 1: *makes a good and valid argument*
Person 2: Lol ok retard ur a faggot lmao
Person 2 most likely has intellectophobia
Example 2:
Person 1: I'm gonna drop out of school and I'll be fine bro I don't need education lmao
Person 1 most likely has intellectophobia
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