Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

blue hose

It’s the only thing worse than getting blue balled. It’s when you are on the verge of unleashing your menacing cum flow and your partner squeezes your tip with force, blocking your cum from releasing until your cumming sensation subsides. You are then left with a painful and throbbing sensation throughout your whole tip and shaft.

Jared: I’m never hooking up with Jessie again
Zach: Why man? She’s hot!
Jared: Dude...she totally blue hosed me last night and I’m still feeling it.

Zach: That’s pretty shitty. Want some ice?

by JaredDE42 July 8, 2018

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag

by steelmen21 August 4, 2010

Hose pocket

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)

Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!

by The Hose Monster/ GirthZilla September 29, 2012

Hose fiend

One who fiends for the hose (dick).

That guy was a total hose fiend. He could never get enough.

by Culinary & The Wreck March 22, 2021

asshole hose

singer for buns n scrotums

sang the popular (on mtv) hit song "welcome to my bunghole"

Welcome to my bunghole baby,now you're gonna get AIDS!!!!!!

by Master Shake January 14, 2005

Support Hose

Panty hose your grandma wears to keep her tummy tucked in. It's extra tight up there.

My grandma's support hose hung on the line.

by kenz November 25, 2003