Persian Oriental Rugs

Any floor covering made of natural materials such as wool, normally used as a decoration in both traditional and modern settings.

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by Rugfirm http://www.rugfirm.com April 10, 2013

Club Horizontal

n., a euphemism for not wanting to go out with your friends, in other words, your bed.

Friend: wow the bar was really jumped in last night, babes everywhere. So where the hell were you?

Me: I had a rough week at work, so I went to Club Horizontal instead!

by paulinSJ November 30, 2019

the horizontal monster mash

sex with a chick... fucking a chick, banging a chick.. that sort of thing

omfg! Their doing the Horizontal Monster Mash on my leg!!! (WTF?)

by teh_n00berx0r June 12, 2006

Mental Dental Oriental

The king of kool. Mental Dental Oriental. The best catchphrase evar!

"Man, I think you're the best, you're so amazing!"

"Yea! I'm Mental dental oriental!"

by The King....of Kool. April 7, 2005

Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile

by Miles Labia December 15, 2003

Horizontally acceptable

A woman who is easy to fornicate with.

That chick is so horizontally acceptable,she did the whole basketball team.

by Clemmer April 21, 2006

Horizontal Tapdance

vrb. The act of making love.

Me and LaShawnda just got done doing the Horizontal Tapdance.

by CAMMYdoodles January 21, 2009