Hoof-hearted

An antique word for horny, more appropriate for polite company.

I’m feeling hoof-hearted tonight.

Hey, Netflix and hoof-hearted fun?

by Havesomefun September 27, 2025

Bull Hoof

The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.

“Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now”
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”

by Bullhoofer October 11, 2022

reindeer hoof

Another name for penis

Lisa drew a reindeer hoof x2 but we all knew it was really a penis.

by RJG wordsRus December 1, 2017

Hoboken Horse Hoof

When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.

I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

Camel hoof

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack

“My camel toe is so big I think it’s a camel hoof”

by Daddy B D July 11, 2018

Hoof draggin bitch

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.

That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.

by Urban observer September 17, 2019

Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof November 1, 2015