Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun
"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".
by Stellababe August 04, 2011
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gangsters holiday

Going to Jail/Prison

Where a gangster might take an extended stay
"Where's carl?"
"He got caught selling dime bags.. he on a gangsters holiday now"
"Oh word... they really gotta decriminalize that ish"
by kultbae August 29, 2017
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Amateur Holiday

A day that has some legitimate meaning behind it (New Years Eve, St. Patricks Day, etc.) but is instead known for lightweights and drunk d-bags who drink more than they should and get sloppy drunk because its "cool man!" St. Patricks Day is such an Amateur Holiday.
On St. Patrick's Day I wanted to have some corned beef and a few green beers but every bar and restaurant was filled with sloppy drunk people in their 20s to 50s who cant hold their liquor. St Patricks day is a textbook Amateur Holiday.
by LZ 822 March 17, 2014
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holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.
Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 01, 2023
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holiday pig

A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.
My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.
by Toerivertroll January 05, 2016
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Un-Holiday

Joe: Is it a holiday today?
Josh: No, it’s an Un-Holiday.
by ImBlubadobebadoby December 15, 2018
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Holiday Hog

N. or V. Any super-efficient person who buys and wraps gifts without showing them to co-givers. Also, a person who wraps all the presents and makes cards, party invitations and or plans and does not share basic information.
Jose, did you even know what gift you gave me? No, Leah totally holiday hogged me again.
by Gaucho19 December 17, 2011
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