Horizon Realty

A force of nature that causes all things to fail.

Example a: I was totally going to be on time for work, but Horizon Realty made me drive into a tree.

Example b: “Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon Realty thinks it’s okay.”

by subieguy July 30, 2009

o horizon

When you are having an orgasm and nearly black out only seeing the horizon.

I fucked her so hard she had an O Horizon

by Whore-II-Culture November 17, 2017

Horizon line

The portion of a mans penis where his circumcision is visible.A portion of skin that is in the form of a line and is discernible by discoloration.

She was sucking my dick and said "hey I see your horizon line!"

by Qual April 17, 2017

Tallarico Event Horizon

When an individual lies or grossly exaggerates so often that it becomes difficult to determine whether what they're saying is true, a joke, or utterly false.

Originally coined by the YouTuber hbomberguy in his video "ROBLOX_OOF.mp3" while discussing the alleged lies of American video game music composer Tommy Tallarico.

"Jonathon's lies have been so profuse that his claim to have met the President with a picture of him posing Infront of a wax statue has crossed the Tallarico Event Horizon."

by titanicandthomasfan0 March 2, 2024

spirits over the horizon

fake album. It doesn't exist. It was made up by sellers to sell more leaks from period between donda 2020 and donda 2021

person 1: I love spirits over the horizon!
person 2: It's a fake album asshole

by forsenJoy March 16, 2022

Horizon

Well, which is it?

Hym "Right, so if we can't see beyond the horizon then is the universe moving or not? Because the horizon is moving and that's what we see when we reference the expansion of the universe but that's not 'the 'universe expanding' so much as it is 'The things withing the universe scattering in all directions.' If the universe is infinite then how do we know whether or not it's moving? I mean, if space and time aren't separate then for time to move forward space-time has to move right? They both have to move for one or the other to move. Right? Which would mean that there has to be an edge... Right? Because if space-time wasn't moving, time would stop and because it hasn't stopped it must be moving. If it's moving then there has to be a place where spacetime ISN'T for the space-time to move into... Right? I don't see how that's not right..."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2023

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025