HOcabulary

The limited group of english words known by a ho in order to conduct sex business. Asian massage girls have developed the sex HOcabulary over many years of ho'ing.

Massage girl: You rike 50 dolla massage, happy ending?
Man: Yes, that sounds nice. How was your day today?
Massage girl: (silence)
Man: Damn, another massage girl with a limited HOcabulary

by Sydney, Aus September 4, 2007

hockey stick

a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.

If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.

This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.

The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.

by nayrb January 21, 2013

Hockey PLAYER

Typically Canadian. Main goal in life is to not only score many points in a game, but to also score with as many chicks as possible.

Mike is a typical Hockey PLAYER

by suzy canadia November 9, 2005

underwater hockey

the friggen sweetest sport ever created... yeaaaaah. Played with 2 teams of 6, a hockey puck, fins, masks, snorkel, water polo cat, gloves, and sticks. It is played on the bottom of the pool while holding your breath. More addicting than crack.

Michigan State rocks at underwater hockey.

by DO and Gunner November 9, 2008

Hockey Mask Time

A (half-serious) call for the subversion of law and a push for violent anarchism. Often referenced or invoked as response to a perceived injustice, particularly if such injustice is put into effect and/or supported by the current state.

The EU took away our memes! Looks like it's getting closer to Hockey Mask Time!

by The Man With A Third Leg March 28, 2019

The James Hock (a.k.a. The Law)

A man fucks a girl in the ass, and right before the man is about to cum, he has diabetic seizure and dies, while still inside the girls ass.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

John Hock

Another stickam famous guy who got so many fans because of his site *pictureyourprize* that gives out hundreds of dollars worth of stuff. He got Amor Hilton pregnant & appeared on stickydrama because of him being a rapist, n00dz getting out, and plenty of that shit.

He's the whole stickam package.

$uper$c3n3k1d: OMFGZ LYKE DID YEW SEE JOHN HOCK ON STICKAM TODAY?~*

I R JESUSLAWLZ: LOLZZZZ OMFGZ YEEEEH! I LYKE WON HIS MACBOOK!11!!!!11

by DFLKAJKFLDSALJK October 4, 2008