The hiking basilisk is a heavy smoker. He is bad at Call of Duty and mostly every other game he plays. he uses improper grammar and makes an abundance of spelling mistakes while trying to insult people on Facebook.
Josh: Jake was being a real Hiking Basilisk Yesterday he told me "yuor a fukng fagot" on facebook
Kyle: wow what a jerk.
Kyle: wow what a jerk.
by b0ssf1ght November 24, 2011

by Chuck Grove October 15, 2017

A male and a female who aren’t a couple that go and do sexual activities together in fields,forests etc.
by King.S May 13, 2023

by Hike j lover January 8, 2024

A type of hike that is lie to cover up that a significant other is proposing at the end of the hike.
Why do I have to change into fancier clothes? We’re just going on a hike!
No, it’s a fancy hike, we need to look fancy!
No, it’s a fancy hike, we need to look fancy!
by Bunch of Numbers July 5, 2023

B: you know I didn't sleep with that girl.
K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!
K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!
by Sexy white panther January 30, 2018

A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.
by Making wonders September 25, 2020
