self helpless

The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.

by pixelfairy June 24, 2008

raw helmet

what is a sore/chaffed/raw penis head usually from constant rubbing against wet swim trunks

excuse me, i need lotion for my raw helmet asap

by estefan colbierto October 16, 2008

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

Helment

An incorrect spelling of helmet, usually by southerners or rednecks. This error arises because the pronunciation of helmet with a southern accent is indistinct on the second syllable, and because people tend to write words according to local phonetics.

Mother: Bobby, don't you go riding your bike without wearing a helment!

Bobby: Jesus Christ mom, it's HELMET. I'm 5 and I know that.

by GetItRightMorons October 22, 2011

Peanut-Butter Helper

A pet used to lick peanut butter off one's genitalia.

Poochy is such a good peanut-butter helper, he makes me blow my load in a second.

by GC89 October 20, 2006

greek helmet

During fellatio, the sac is rest on a woman's face with a testicle on each eye and the shaft rests on the nose, resembling a classic green helmet

This girl was licking my balls while my cock was on her nose & it looked like a greek gladiator helmet (greek helmet)

by DudeManBroGuyPalPartnerBuddyFriend February 5, 2007

trojan war helmet

a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet

steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her

by BMW March 30, 2003