toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Hat Trick Weekend

Having Sex with three different partners in a weekend.

I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.

by Shoresey January 19, 2021

Hat Trick

When adian man goes down on a woman acum three times in a row. Originally a Canadian hockey term used to describe when a player scores 3 subsequent goals. Ever congenial Canadians, a savage example of Canadian hospitality, getting the poutine flowing. Canadians do it better. Mic drop.

When a Canadian man goes down on his girlfriend and makes her cum 3 times in a row.

I hat tricked Melissa last night and she's sleeping like a baby now.

My ex called me a frigid bitch, then I dumped his ass and got hat tricked by a hot Canuck.

by Minted Millions July 24, 2022

Haylock Hat Trick

The Haylock Hat Trick is defined as a male having sex with a female using all three holes within a 24 hour period (aka Anal, Vaginal & Oral).

Harry pulled off a Haylock Hat Trick with the girl he picked up at the bar last night.

by Gypsy May 26, 2022

hat-trick

when a guy successfully cream pies three seperate orifices of a woman in a single session of sex.

Frank came inside Brenda`s ass, mouth, and vagina all by accident. That still counts as a hat-trick!

by 3 seperate cream pies October 14, 2021

Hat Trick

When you match on three distinct dating apps, consecutively or concurrently, with the same person.

"I got a hat trick with Kyra, now I have to take her on three dates!"

by notafrog11 February 8, 2024

Hat Trick

A hat trick is where a guy fucks a girl with a condom Doggy style and another guy sneaks in and fucks the same girl with a condom and he doesn't realize thats its 2 different guys doing the do.

Larry and I pulled a Hat trick on Stephanie last night, I thought she was going to look back for a second but she was to drunk to notice the difference.

by Tender Johnson November 7, 2018