hazelwood

My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.

Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....

by Ms. Hazelwood October 9, 2003

hansel

A hansel is a term used for 'spy builds' where a kingdom consists of only spy builds with an exception of one or two attack buildings. This term is used in Kingdoms at War, a multi-platform browser game.

Nerd #1: zomg, some hansel totally stole a bunch of gold from me :(
Nerd #2: roflmao! he totally pwnd you!

by Vilendor March 29, 2012

Hazel

The most beautiful girl to ever walk the earth an amazing gf and even better friend she is always there for her friends no matter what she is perfect inside and out and her bf is the luckiest man alive her best friend is probably named Maria

Seth: My gf is the best her name is hazel

by swarends February 17, 2020

Hansel

A Hansel is a boy who usually likes to dry his ass cracks near the AC. Usually dances to stupid music once in a while. Likes to eat anything. Fairly healthy closeup. A retard on this earth

Boy 1: yo what is he doing?!
Boy 2: u know the usual, he is a Hansel after all

by Nutty nut butt November 18, 2019

hazelos

A new and cereal that makes you high if you eat it.

"Man, those HAZELOS were the shit!"

"My favorite cereal is KUSH GLAZED HAZELOS!"

by DOOBER-HEAD September 10, 2005

Hazel

A badass child with the attitude of a mule, but is the maddest, most amazing friend that you can ever have. She lights up any room just with her laugh, which is both infectious and silvery.

DANGER
THIS CHILD WILL STRANGLE IF ANGRY OR SAD OR ANYTHING REALLY!
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH THIS CHILD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND BUT KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

A Hazel is chasing me! HELP!!!!!!!

by Catsanddogsandunicornswilove June 3, 2019

Hazel

A name that suits to short people due to the name is also short (this is my opinion)

My height is 4'5 so I named myself Hazel.

by just a normal lurker November 17, 2021