Mom-handle

v. for a mother to force her offspring to perform tasks through her any means necassary; including superior mental and physical prowess ie. the guilt trip and the back hand
;similar to manhandle

"Don't make me mom-handle you!!!" or "I can't hangout. My mom is mom-handling me into cleaning my room."

by M.D. Thomas October 19, 2009

Triple hander

A girl that is so ugly and disgusting on the stinker scale that three hands need to sweep under the nose to keep away the smell of her stinkyness.

My god, look at that triple hander. What an ugly stinker, who would want to hook up with her

by Jeetism September 4, 2013

Oh Shit Handle

The handle that is located above the car door on the interior of the car or across from the mirror on the outside of the car. Sometimes it is used for getting into the car, but can also be used for oh shit moments when the passenger wishes not to be tossed around the car on turns, hard breaking, or fast driving.

I hold on to the oh shit handle every time there is a turn or a hard breaking in the car to brace myself so I do not move around the car and get hurt.

by handlelover18 December 6, 2011

Handle the Randal

A local Game (centrally in Central Ohio), it is a mix of Capture the Flag and a full contact Tug-of-War contest. The game is considered dangerous by many for the excessive contact that the game has, but is an excellent way to dispel excess energy. Handle the Randal Is fun.

Pedro: Yo, Arthur- you Can't Handle the Randal!
Arthur: Damnit! I know!!
Pedro: You better toughen up.

by Media Nox March 23, 2007

Salmon Handkerchiefing

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure

"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"

by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012

pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.

It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.

by bob4712 January 11, 2011

Pamela Handerson

euphemism for male masturbation. often used in order to replace words that may cause offence.

'I'm bored, think i may go have a visit from pamela handerson.'
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?

by Rico Demerius January 17, 2008